Any vehicle parading through the streets whilst playing a high pitched repetitive tune should always always always supply ice cream. In Taiwan it so transpires that this rule is not enforced. Instead, any vehicle playing a catchy melody for hours through the streets of this incredible country is actually a rubbish truck – not nearly as exciting I know. Rather than kids running full speed with smiling faces towards it, you’ll instead see a bunch of folk trundling slowly armed with rubbish bags and rarely smiles. Growing up is abysmal sometimes.